you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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