Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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