I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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