I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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