Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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