you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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