1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Your shirt... Was in my pants
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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