I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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