is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We have started to decorate penises.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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