i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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