oh fat girl friday strikes again...
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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