just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Randomize
