Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
