sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I wish you could order shots online.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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