Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She has the best kind of daddy issues
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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