It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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