lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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