i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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