marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
This gyro tastes like lonliness
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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