I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
