Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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