I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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