Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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