Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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