You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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