How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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