U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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