question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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