I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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