Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Randomize
