we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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