She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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