a search helicopter?!
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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