Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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