which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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