the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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