Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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