Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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