is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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