PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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