He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
wow bdsm is so cute
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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