Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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