Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We need to get me chipped asap
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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