quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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