I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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