Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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