Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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