Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
kristin has been a bad kristin
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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