In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
There are leaves in my underwear?
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