so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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