I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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