if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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