i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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