I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
