Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
i out mim tonsoeep
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